“you should Make your own job”

For the past two years, I’ve been a substitute teacher in Saint Paul, Minnesota, and I loved it. But now it’s summer, school’s out, and as I desire to continue the glorious human tradition of eating, I’m hitting the road with my history degree, resume, and reaching out to humanity who might be interested in these services you can’t find in many places.

Thanks to the ADHD I learned about at 41, limited impulse control, a reduced need for sleep (4-5 hours), and a bizarre love of moving, I’ve had almost 100 jobs and acquired the kind of experience, resume (and personality?) that doesn’t fit into any job that exists.

So I’m making it.